I have a love hate relationship with Martha Stewart recipes. Love, because if you are willing to put in the effort, the results are almost always fabulous. Hate, because, well, the recipes can be intimidating, time consuming, and at times, just darned difficult!
On Saturday morning, I was up for a baking challenge. Or at least I thought I was. The crisp Fall air put a spring in my step and gave me a hankering for something doughy and delicious. Flipping through several cookbooks, I found the sugar bun photo in Martha's
Baking Handbook to be irresistibly alluring.
They looked absolutely luscious - soft and sugary and quite frankly, yummy. "How hard could it be?" I asked myself. Hah! How hard could it be. Seriously!
Two days later, when I had finally finished the pastry cream and the dough and was ready to assemble the buns, I envisioned how satisfying it would be to just stuff the dough down the garbage disposal and grind it to a pulp. Take that, Martha Stewart and your difficult recipes! And the story would have ended there if my pride hadn't taken over. I had excitedly told friends I was going to try my hand at making sugar buns, painting a picture of pure custardy, confectionary bliss. So I needed to see this through, whether the results were good, bad, or so inedible even the dog wouldn't eat them.
So I put on my big girl panties and mustered up some courage. Was I going to admit defeat? That I had been bested by a recipe, not so much because my skills were lacking, but because my motivation was? No! Was I going to be outwitted by some pastry dough? No! And thank goodness I didn't give up. These sugar buns are amazing, no doubt one of the best things I have ever made. Sadly, my pictures don't do them justice, and I really have no words to describe just how awesome they were. But trust me. They were awesome.
To make the sugar buns, you will need to make both the Pastry Cream and the Danish Dough. Luckily, both can be prepared in advance, if you don't want to attempt to do this all in one day.
Pastry Cream
Makes about 2 1/2 cups
2 cups whole milk
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 vanilla bean, split lengthwise, seeds scraped (sadly, my vanilla bean had been in my pantry so long it had dried out. I used 2 teaspoons of vanilla extract as a substitute)
Pinch of salt
4 large egg yolks
1/4 cup cornstarch
2 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into small pieces
In medium saucepan, combine the milk, 1/4 cup sugar, vanilla bean and seeds, and salt. Cook over medium heat until mixture comes to a simmer.
In a medium bowl, whisk together the egg yolks, cornstarch, and remaining 1/4 cup sugar. Whisking constantly, slowly pour about 1/2 cup of the hot milk mixture into the egg yolk mixture. Continue adding milk mixture, 1/2 cup at a time, until it has been incorporated. Pour mixture back into saucepan, and cook over medium-high heat, whisking constantly, until it thickens and registers 160 F on an instant-read thermometer, about 2 minutes. Remove and discard vanilla bean.
Transfer to the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment. Add the butter, and beat on medium speed until the butter melts and the mixture cools, about 5 minutes.
Cover with plastic wrap, pressing it directly onto the surface of the pastry cream to prevent a skin from forming. Refrigerate until chilled, at least 2 hours or up to 2 days. Just before using, beat on low speed until smooth.
Chocolate Pastry Cream Variation: Follow instructions for the Pastry Cream, adding 8 ounces finely chopped best-quality semisweet chocolate along with the butter. Beat until both butter and chocolate have melted and the mixture has cooled, about 5 minutes. Strain Pastry Cream into a medium bowl; chill and store as directed above.
Danish Dough
Makes enough for 2 dozen Danish
Note: The recipe for Sugar Buns only requires 1/2 of this recipe.
I eliminated the cardamom from my dough because I didn't have any in my spice stash and I didn't want to spend almost $10 for a wee bottle at the grocery store. Luckily, no one who tasted the finished buns said they'd be great if I'd just added a touch of cardamom!
1 cup warm milk (110 degrees F)
2 envelopes (1/4 ounce each) active dry yeast
1 pound 4 ounces (about 4 1/2 cups) all purpose flour, plus more for dusting
1/3 cup plus 1 tablespoon sugar
1 tablespoon coarse salt
1/2 teaspoon ground cardamom
1 pound (4 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature, cut into tablespoons
2 large whole eggs, plus 1 large egg yolk
In a small bowl, sprinkle the yeast over the warm milk; stir until dissolved. Let sit until foamy, about 5 minutes. In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the dough hook, combine the flour, sugar, salt, cardamom, and 4 tablespoons butter; beat on low speed until butter is incorporated and the mixture resembles coarse meal, 3 to 4 minutes. Pour in the yeast-milk mixture; mix until dough just comes together. Add the eggs and yolk; mix until just combined; 2 to 3 minutes. Do not overmix.
Turn out the dough onto a lightly floured work surface, making sure to include any loose bits left at the bottom of the bowl (This last note confused me a little, because my dough was sticky when I was done mixing it. Not to worry though, because the flour from the kneading process made it more manageable). Gently knead to form a smooth ball, about 30 seconds. Wrap well with plastic, and refrigerate at least 2 hours or overnight.
On a lightly floured work surface, roll out the dough into an 18-by-10-inch rectangle, about 1/4 inch thick, keeping the corners as square as possible. Remove any excess flour with a dry pastry brush. With a short side facing you, evenly distribute the remaining butter over the top 2/3 of the dough. Fold the unbuttered bottom third of the dough up, then fold the top third of the dough down (similar to the way you would fold a business letter). This seals in the butter.
Roll out dough again to an 18-by-10-inch rectangle, then fold dough into thirds as described above; refrigerate for 1 hour. This is the first of three turns. Repeat rolling and folding two more times, refrigerating for at least 1 hour between turns. To help you remember how many turns have been completed, mark the dough after each one: Make one mark for the first turn, two for the second, and three for the third.
Refrigerate dough, tightly wrapped in plastic, for at least 4 hours or overnight. Dough can also be frozen, tightly wrapped in plastic, for up to 2 weeks; before using, thaw the dough in the refrigerator overnight.
Sugar Buns:
Makes 20
All-purpose flour, for dusting
1/2 recipe Danish Dough
1 1/4 cups Pastry Cream
1 large egg, lightly beaten
4 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted and cooled
Sugar, for coating
Line a large rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper; set aside. On a lightly floured work surface, roll out dough to a 15-by-12-inch rectangle, about 3/8 inch thick. Using a ruler and a pizza wheel or pastry cutter, cut dough into twenty 3-inch squares.
Transfer the Pastry Cream to a pastry bag fitted with a 1/2 inch plain tip. Pipe 1 tablespoon into the center of each square. Brush the edges of each square with the beaten egg. Gather the edges around the Pastry Cream, pinching the seams together, making sure the bun is completely sealed.
On a piece of parchment paper, gently roll each bun with floured hands, keeping it seam side down, to form a compact ball. Repeat with remaining dough. Place shaped balls, smooth side up, on the prepared sheet, about 3 inches apart. Cover with plastic wrap, and let rise in a warm spot until doubled in size, about 45 minutes. Meanwhile, preheat the oven to 400F.
Brush gently with the beaten egg. Bake, rotating sheet halfway through, until buns are golden brown, 25 to 30 minutes. Transfer to a wire rack to cool completely.
Brush the butter over the top of the buns. Place sugar in a wide bowl; dip buttered side of buns into sugar to coat.
Serve at room temperature. These buns are best eaten the day they are made.
p.s. The dog loved them. And the neighbor's cat did too :)